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Thursday, September 27, 2012

JEEVAN mein VIPATTI


JEEVAN mein VIPATTI aaye to AAPATTI mat kijiye.. 
Kyonki,
Doodh fatne par wohi log UDAAS hote hain jinhe PANEER banana Nahi aata..

Think different

Sunday, September 16, 2012

With gleam of Diyas

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!

For this, is a special time when family

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

is god’s rain

“,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”””,,
is god’s rain”,,,”
of
“,’,’blessings”””,
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
“happy diwali &
a prosperous year”

Joy, Joy, Joy

Joy, Joy, Joy,
We can play with our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because
It is Diwali
Happy Diwali

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The generations

The generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. Long live the tradation of hindu culture
Best Wishes for Diwali

With gleam of diyas

With gleam of diyas,
And the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contentment fill your life,
Wishing U a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

With my

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

May the joy, cheer,

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

May the divine light

May the divine light of diwali spread into your
Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.

May This Diwali be as bright as ever

May This Diwali be as bright as ever
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

The sweet smell of flowers

The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the Gods
Diwali is here.

May the beauty

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

The worst

The worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1
when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

The worst

The worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1
when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

A broken heart is like a dog bite.

A broken heart is like a dog bite.
The pain will go away,
but the scar will last forever

The hardest thing that you have to deal with

The hardest thing that you have to deal with
everytime you find someone new,
is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you

I really hate to live Alone…


I really hate to live Alone…
But its better than being hurt Again and Again.. .. .. !”

“If you can laugh when you are completely broken up,

“If you can laugh when you are completely broken up,
then there can be nothing that can break you next time”..,

Sunshine was never the same


Sunshine was never the same
Feelings were never easy
Memories are all I have
Residing in my heart as an album
Each day passes by
With memories of yesterday
Not wanting to accept
Bitter truth that you are gone

Sunshine was never the same


Sunshine was never the same
Feelings were never easy
Memories are all I have
Residing in my heart as an album
Each day passes by
With memories of yesterday
Not wanting to accept
Bitter truth that you are gone

My HANDS never feelPAIN


My HANDS never feelPAIN
while typing message for you. .
But My HEART alwayz feel
PAIN when there is no reply from you..

My HANDS never feelPAIN


My HANDS never feelPAIN
while typing message for you. .
But My HEART alwayz feel
PAIN when there is no reply from you..

The MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE

” The MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE ”
when someone very special hurts u so deeply,
causes tears in ur eyes.
and ask,”What Happend”?
but u just reply,
“NOTHING”

A Sad Lines By Broken Heart-


A Sad Lines By Broken Heart-
“They Say Follow Your Heart
But When Your Heart Is In So Many Pieces,

Which Way Are You To Follow?”

Each drop of a Tear is Costly


Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes

Awesome Lines By A


Awesome Lines By A
Broken Heart
“I Was Not
Always HEARTLESS
But
After You Broke My HEART
I Start Using My
HEART – LESS ….” =/

The Worst Feeling Isn’t


The Worst Feeling Isn’t
Being Lonely .
Its Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could Never Forget .

Whats missing in

Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.

Words From Broken Heart:


Words From Broken Heart:
” I Said My Heart Is Urs..
But
I Didnt Say..
.
.
.
.
.
That U Have The Right To Break It..!!

So I Guess

So I Guess That I̢۪m The Loser
Cause You̢۪ve Found Someone New
But I̢۪m Still Here,
Still All Alone Just Crying Over You…:-(

I Am No

I Am Not Upset That You Lied To Me,
I Am Upset Because From Now
Onwards I Can’t Believe U…:((

From All


From All The Toys In The World,
People Choose
“Feelings”
To Play With…!!

Have you ever thought


Have you ever thought
Tears are more precious than Smiles ?
You may smile for anyone,
but you would care to cry
.
.
.
only for someone special..

Sometimes When


Sometimes When I Say: ” I’m Okay ”
I Want Someone To Look Into My Eyes….
“HUG” Me Tight And Say
” I Know You Are Not ok…!! “

You Hurt

You Hurt me more than what i deserve..
Is it just because i loved you more than what you deserve…

The sky

The sky
without stars:
like sleep
without dreams
like song
without music
like rose
without smell
like face
without smile
like ME
without U!

I was on


I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i droped a tear in the ocean.
Then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
I wont forget you…

Remember him


Remember him not as the one who broke MY HEART..
But
As the one who taught me how to live with A BROKEN HEART…..!!

It takes a

It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt…

Tanha tanha


Tanha tanha se rahate hai.
Dard hota hai to chup hoke sahate hai.
Gam k0 yaha dikhaye kise,
Dhokha to apane hi dete hai.

Nothing is

Nothing is more painful than realizing that
he meant everything to you
but you meant nothing to him

If u can


If u can smile at the moment
when u r cmpletly broken.
Then remember.
There is nothing in this
world that can break u next time…!

Some people

Some people hurt by words & some by action?
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

Break my


Break my heart ,destroy my soul
and leave me crying

i’d still love you
and i won’t expect you to
love me in return …

Woh Hi


Woh Hi Mehsoos Karte Hein Saza Dard – e – Mohabbat Ki..,..
Jo Apni Zaat Se Ziyada Kisi Se”PYAAR”Karta Hai …

When time


When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,

make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Whenever there

Whenever there is a relationship breakups a heart is broken and a broken heart buddy begin looking for a heartbroken text messages,broken hearted smsbroken heart messages, and broken quotesalong with the broken heart quotes to express their feelings.Hope you will like our broken heart sms messages collection.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Muskurakar

Muskurakar mila karo humse,
Kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse,
Baat karne se hi baat badhti hai janab,
Isliye roz baat kara karo humse.

Love is not

Love is not a thing to understand.
Love is not a thing to feel.
Love is not a thing to give and receive.
Love is a thing only to become

I did not

I did not come into the world
To prove anything.
I came into the world
To love everyone
And everything.

I love you my sweet heart

I ‘ll always love u Vano & don’t think that I’ll forget u
if u thought that u’ll be so wrong
i love u & i miss u always
Be Sure that there are 3 people care you :
ME,,,I ,,and myself
I love you my sweet heart

Letting you go is difficult


Letting you go is difficult
and painful decision to do
As you are so dear
and close to me, too.
Letting you go means how much I love you……..
……
You are the center of my life
even you can never be mine
Because you have some one else in your mind.
but
i have to be…

Saath hamara pal bhar ka sahi

Saath hamara pal bhar ka sahi,
Par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi,
Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna hamara,
Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein hamare sang sahi.

Nashili aankho

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

If love can be avoided


If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes,
then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want to let
a second pass having fallen out of love with you.
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.

U want u

U want u get that is luck.
U want and u wait that is time.
U want but u compromise that is life.
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love. 

Dard – e – Mohabbat Ki..,..


Woh Hi Mehsoos Karte Hein Saza Dard – e – Mohabbat Ki..,..
Jo Apni Zaat Se Ziyada Kisi Se”PYAAR”Karta Hai 

Tum Sirf Mere Ho


Bhool Nahi Sakti Main Wo Wakt-e-Hina
Pakar Ker Haath Mera Us Nay Kaha
[♥] Tum Sirf Mere Ho [♥]

SUNO


SUNO!
Zindgi apni hans kar basar karna
Nafraton k raste pe na sfar krna
SUNO!
Wafa na ho to mohbat adhori hay
Mohabt k safar me wafa ki fikar karna
SUNO!
Zamana jitna b ho hamdard tumhara
Zamane ko na sharike safar karna.
SUNO!
Mohabat har kisi ka mukadar nahi hoti
Mile jo mohabat to is ki kadar karna.

1Srdar

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch 

aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to 

wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Advantages of a House Wife

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, 

pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n 

Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n 

No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE 

UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A 

PURE HOUSE WIFE

Do pal ki bhi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam 

ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, 

Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Chalo na kahin

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me 

drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge 

car me,ayenge akhbaar me

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me 

naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa 

k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

Uski aankhe toh

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh 

sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak 

gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

Agar manzil

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana 


hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, 

Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Once james bond

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! 

JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am 

kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”


Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree p

ehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? 

hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

kuch samajh mei nahi aata

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, 

Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare 

mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

Munna Bahi

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka 

Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka Circuit: Very Simple 

Bahi Boly Tu Bagair Soi Ke 14 Injection Laga Lai Ne Ka

hamara aakhri saal hai

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe 

dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya 

jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

Jab hum jiya

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum 

mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke 

mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

Jannat Kehte Hain

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife 

Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey 

Jannat Kehte Hain 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 

months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Man to Hotel Manager

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh 

kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? 

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi

Raat muje ek

santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. 

Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo 

meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Teri aawaz

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise 

pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

Bhakt

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut 

laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. 

Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Munna bhai

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise 

samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka 

BHAGA to MURGA 


or BHAGI to MURGI…

When WORDS fail

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” s

peaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in 

the nose…
A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj 

Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 

Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro

AClass Girl Comes

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A 

Boy Was Following Me Sir Professor: Then Why R U Late? 

Girl That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

PAPPU

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are 

wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! 

PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair 

just like that at home.

Ladka-Janeman

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu 

Kya? Ladka-Pagli mandir Thode Hai Aise Hi Chali Aa

Tab tak pyaar

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se 

pyaar na kare. Agar 

pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi 

aur se pyaar na kare.

pehly lerkiyan

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy 

magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar jay

Ravan ko court me

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho 

RAVEN – Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai 

ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

Bet b/w Boy

Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 

1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To I’ll Kiss U Girl: Agar 6 Aya Tou? Boy: Kabhi 

Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dobara Bari