Muskurakar

Muskurakar mila karo humse,
Kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse,
Baat karne se hi baat badhti hai janab,
Isliye roz baat kara karo humse.

Love is not

Love is not a thing to understand.
Love is not a thing to feel.
Love is not a thing to give and receive.
Love is a thing only to become

I did not

I did not come into the world
To prove anything.
I came into the world
To love everyone
And everything.

I love you my sweet heart

I ‘ll always love u Vano & don’t think that I’ll forget u
if u thought that u’ll be so wrong
i love u & i miss u always
Be Sure that there are 3 people care you :
ME,,,I ,,and myself
I love you my sweet heart

Letting you go is difficult

Letting you go is difficult
and painful decision to do
As you are so dear
and close to me, too.
Letting you go means how much I love you……..
……
You are the center of my life
even you can never be mine
Because you have some one else in your mind.

but
i have to be…

Saath hamara pal bhar ka sahi

Saath hamara pal bhar ka sahi,
Par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi,
Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna hamara,
Par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein hamare sang sahi.

Nashili aankho

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

If love can be avoided

If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes,
then I wouldn’t blink at all for I don’t want to let
a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I used to think that dreams do not come true,

but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.

U want u

U want u get that is luck.
U want and u wait that is time.
U want but u compromise that is life.
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love. 

Dard – e – Mohabbat Ki..,..

Woh Hi Mehsoos Karte Hein Saza Dard – e – Mohabbat Ki..,..

Jo Apni Zaat Se Ziyada Kisi Se”PYAAR”Karta Hai 

Tum Sirf Mere Ho

Bhool Nahi Sakti Main Wo Wakt-e-Hina

Pakar Ker Haath Mera Us Nay Kaha

[♥] Tum Sirf Mere Ho [♥]

SUNO

SUNO!
Zindgi apni hans kar basar karna
Nafraton k raste pe na sfar krna

SUNO!
Wafa na ho to mohbat adhori hay
Mohabt k safar me wafa ki fikar karna

SUNO!
Zamana jitna b ho hamdard tumhara
Zamane ko na sharike safar karna.

SUNO!
Mohabat har kisi ka mukadar nahi hoti
Mile jo mohabat to is ki kadar karna.

1Srdar

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch 

aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to 

wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Advantages of a House Wife

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, 

pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n 

Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n 

No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE 

UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A 

PURE HOUSE WIFE

Do pal ki bhi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam 

ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, 

Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Chalo na kahin

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me 

drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge 

car me,ayenge akhbaar me

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me 

naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa 

k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

Uski aankhe toh

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh 

sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak 

gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

Agar manzil

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana 


hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, 

Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Once james bond

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! 

JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am 

kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree p

ehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? 

hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

kuch samajh mei nahi aata

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, 

Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare 

mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

Munna Bahi

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka 

Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka Circuit: Very Simple 

Bahi Boly Tu Bagair Soi Ke 14 Injection Laga Lai Ne Ka

hamara aakhri saal hai

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe 

dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya 

jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

Jab hum jiya

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum 

mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke 

mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

Jannat Kehte Hain

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife 

Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey 

Jannat Kehte Hain 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 

months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Man to Hotel Manager

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh 

kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? 

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi

Raat muje ek

santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. 

Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo 

meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Teri aawaz

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise 

pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

Bhakt

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut 

laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. 

Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Munna bhai

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise 

samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka 

BHAGA to MURGA 


or BHAGI to MURGI…

When WORDS fail

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” s

peaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in 

the nose…

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj 

Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 

Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro

AClass Girl Comes

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A 

Boy Was Following Me Sir Professor: Then Why R U Late? 

Girl That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

PAPPU

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are 

wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! 

PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair 

just like that at home.

Ladka-Janeman

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu 

Kya? Ladka-Pagli mandir Thode Hai Aise Hi Chali Aa

Tab tak pyaar

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se 

pyaar na kare. Agar 

pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi 

aur se pyaar na kare.

pehly lerkiyan

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy 

magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar jay

Ravan ko court me

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho 

RAVEN – Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai 

ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

Bet b/w Boy

Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 

1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To I’ll Kiss U Girl: Agar 6 Aya Tou? Boy: Kabhi 

Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dobara Bari

Jab jab hume

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti 

hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, 

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Son: Dad 5+5

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know 

this, go and get a calculator.

Boy

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am 

comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I 

close my eyes.

TEACHER

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers 

before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a 

good cook.

Whtz The Difference

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey 

Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain Jab Ke Cricket 

Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain

Wife

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r 

sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This 

is not our own 



house, after all rented house..

Husband

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr 

rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? 

us ny mujayroka tha kya?

Believe in God

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – - – - 




– Pray – - – -






 – Pray – - – - 






– Pray – - – - 






– I SAID 



PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Sms karenge

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai 

hume 

badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume 

pasand 

nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

Sardar shouting

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do 

register marriage 


and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole 

day in the post 

office..

I will start investigating

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. 


Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?


Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start 

investigating

Interviewar:

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?


Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.


Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?


Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with 

DIFFICULTY..

WERE SARDARS

Amitab : In which state kaveri flows? 


Sardar : liquid state.....


Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL 

WERE SARDARS.....

DON"T CALL ME

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use 

Mobile Here,


he Picks his Mobile Phone,


Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME 

NOW.

Santa to salesman

Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my 

computer screen.


Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.

Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!

surprised

santa got an invitation to a party which said 'Red 

Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was 

surprised to see that other were wearing pants and 

shirts also

it's my HELLO TUNE

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always 

said 'Switched

Off'!"


Banta : it's my HELLO TUNE!

डाकू मंगल

डाकू मंगल संघ बँटा के घर मैं घुस आया..


डाकू : सोना कहाँ है, जल्दी बताओ..!


बँटा : पुरा घर खली है मलको, जिथे मरजी सो जाओ!

यार! मैं अपना

संता : यार! मैं अपना पुरसे घर भूल आया, मेनू 1000 Rs चाहिदे


सी.


बँटा : दोस्त ही दोस्त दे कम औंदा है, ले 10 Rs, रिक्शा कर ते 

Purse


ले आ.

वो लड़की देअफ़

बँटा : वो लड़की देअफ़ लगती है. मैं कुछ कहता हूँ, वह कुछ और ही


बोलती है.


संता : कैसे?


बँटा : मैंने कहा I Luv U, तो वह बोली 'मैंने कल ही नए Sandal 

ख़रीदे हैं'

Best Facebook Girls Jokes Facts Pjs

What does a Girl's Profile Pic on Facebook tell Us:

1) If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends,
It's bloody Fake :P

2) Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it,
She is Shy, Ugly or both :D

(3) There is more than one girl in the pic,
She is most probably the Ugliest one :P

4) The pic is taken from a side angle of her face,
She is most probably fat :D

5) The pic is taken from far away,
Definitely not a fake profile,

Just try to Zoom in; with your eye lensesto figure out more of her.. :D

6) A pic with an Ugly face,
Click the back button as soon as
you can before anyone catches you red handed :P

7) A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden,
She is probably the one for you :P
But don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.. :(
Try your luck with a Poke and a smart DP.. :P

8) A pic with a guy's face...
Ahem ahem...
Wrong number... :P

P.S (All girls please take it as a joke, not insult) :->

BEER V/S WOMAN.!!

BEER V/S WOMAN.!!
A beer is always wet,A woman is
not!
1 point 4 beer!
 

Beer is horrible when hot!
1 point 4 woman!

For beer, you pay taxes!
1 point 4 woman!

If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one
does't get angry!
1 point 4 beer!

You can always be sure that,
you're the 1st one opening beer!
1 point 4 beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while
it clams down by itself!
1 point 4 beer!

You know exactly how much a
beer costs!
1 point 4 beer!

A beer does't have a mother!
1 point 4 beer!

Beer won't ask to hug her 4 half
an hour after having it!
1 point 4 beer!

So the score is beer beats woman
8 to 2!!!
If you're a woman reading this &
getting angry...
Know that a beer would never get
angry!!
Another
1 point 4 beer!!
Final score : 9 to 2!!!
;)

Advantage Of Not having a LOVER

Advantage Of Not having a LOVER...

1. Can Sleep Well.

2. Can Save Time 'n Money.

3. No Missed Call At Mid night.

4. No Worries about How I Look.

5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.

6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.

7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.

8. Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes

9. Can go anywhere with any one.

10. Can eat in any restaurant

11. No boring SMS in the middle of night.

Proud To Be Single:-)

Normal Facebook Routine

Normal Facebook Routine-

Log in to Facebook,

Get bored in 15 mints,

Log out...

Get bored in 15 secs,

Log in again...!

(Not a joke)

(Not a joke)
One day, a rich dad took his son on
a trip. Wanted to show him how
poor someone can be :

They spent time on the farm of a
poor family. On the way home, Dad
asked" Did you see how poor they
are? What did you learn?"

Son said..." We have one dog, they
have four. We have pool, they have
rivers. We have lanterns at night,
they have stars. We buy foods,
they grow theirs. We have walls to
protect us, they have friends. We
have encyclopedias, they have
BIBLE ."

Then SAID: " Thanks dad for
showing me how poor we are."

MORAL LESSON:
"It's not about money that makes
us rich, it's about simplicity and
being always happy the way u
are.."