Old but awesome joke

Old but awesome joke :-D

I Laugh Every time I read this:

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm 

count as part of hisphysical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home 

andbring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the

85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the 

jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I triedwith my right hand, but nothing. 

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my 

wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still 

nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with 

her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next 

door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and 

she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar 

open."....xDxP