Raat muje ek

santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. 

Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo 

meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Sardar shouting

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do 

register marriage 


and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole 

day in the post 

office..

I will start investigating

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. 


Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?


Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start 

investigating

Interviewar:

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?


Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.


Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?


Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with 

DIFFICULTY..

WERE SARDARS

Amitab : In which state kaveri flows? 


Sardar : liquid state.....


Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL 

WERE SARDARS.....

DON"T CALL ME

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use 

Mobile Here,


he Picks his Mobile Phone,


Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME 

NOW.

Santa to salesman

Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my 

computer screen.


Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.

Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!

surprised

santa got an invitation to a party which said 'Red 

Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was 

surprised to see that other were wearing pants and 

shirts also

यार! मैं अपना

संता : यार! मैं अपना पुरसे घर भूल आया, मेनू 1000 Rs चाहिदे


सी.


बँटा : दोस्त ही दोस्त दे कम औंदा है, ले 10 Rs, रिक्शा कर ते 

Purse


ले आ.

वो लड़की देअफ़

बँटा : वो लड़की देअफ़ लगती है. मैं कुछ कहता हूँ, वह कुछ और ही


बोलती है.


संता : कैसे?


बँटा : मैंने कहा I Luv U, तो वह बोली 'मैंने कल ही नए Sandal 

ख़रीदे हैं'

Santa ne JOB

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare..

Boss khushi se: Good Aaj kya kiya?
Santa:Keyboard ki ABCD aage pichhe lagi hui thi wo sahi kr di...:-)

HELLO: TEACHER

HELLO:

TEACHER- Montu tmhare Papa kya krte H?
Santa- Sir, HDFC ke Malik H.
TEACHER- WAAH HDFC Bank.?
Santa-Nhi Sir

HiraLaL Dahibade  FuLki Center.

Santa ko daru

Santa ko daru pita dekh ek american bola- pani bhi nahi milaya.
Santa-: abe angrej ki aulad,
Hum indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke hi muh me a jata hi. 

(Once Santa was Shopping)

Shopkeeper-Do you want a PocketCalculator?

Santa-No, I know how many Pockets I have.! :-D

Santa-Kal Meri Shaadi Hai aur Ladki Walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta-To Isme Problem kya hai?

Santa-Pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi :-D

Santa-Kal Meri Shaadi Hai aur Ladki Walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta-To Isme Problem kya hai?

Santa-Pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi :-D

Santa: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal 

Se Ishare Karti Hai.

Banta: Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khidki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai. :)

Teacher

Teacher: Whats the half of Eight?

Rajinikanth: (with confidence) 4

Santa: It depends upon condition, Agar Horizontally Half karo, To 

0, aur Vertically karo, To 3!! :D

i love u

Santa~I love You.

Jeetu~I love you too.

Santa~I love you three, 4, 5, six, 7....

Jeetu~I love you infinity...

Santa~I love you Rajinikanth!! :)

Santa toilet me baitha tha,
Samne likha tha "Pani ka jyada se jyada istemal kare."
fir kya,
wo baithe baithe
3 dabbaa pani pi gaya!! :D