JEEVAN mein VIPATTI

JEEVAN mein VIPATTI aaye to AAPATTI mat kijiye.. 
Kyonki,
Doodh fatne par wohi log UDAAS hote hain jinhe PANEER banana Nahi aata..

Think different

AClass Girl Comes

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A 

Boy Was Following Me Sir Professor: Then Why R U Late? 

Girl That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

PAPPU

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are 

wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! 

PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair 

just like that at home.

it's my HELLO TUNE

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always 

said 'Switched

Off'!"


Banta : it's my HELLO TUNE!

डाकू मंगल

डाकू मंगल संघ बँटा के घर मैं घुस आया..


डाकू : सोना कहाँ है, जल्दी बताओ..!


बँटा : पुरा घर खली है मलको, जिथे मरजी सो जाओ!

Teacher to boy

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai.?
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Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai.

INQALAB ZINDABAD

etrol Badha
Hum Chup rahe

Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup rahe

LPG Badha
fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole
But 
GOLD FLAKE- 6-Rs.
Ab Chup Nhi Rahenge.
INQALAB ZINDABAD

Theatre me

Theatre me Naari pradhan film chal rehi thi, 
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1Ladki josh me khadi ho k boli
Aaj nari khadi ho jaye to kya nehi kar sakti ?
Piche se aawaz aayi SUSU.

1 bacha road

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala haste hue: Beta apne bhai ko kaha le ja rhe ho?:)

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Bacha: Police me bharti krwane..

Ha ha ha..

Bander kya jane

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro,ADRAK ka taste ayega!
kar k dekho!
Nhi aya!

Fir kro,Is baar jarur ayega!

Fir kiss kro!

Chod Yar!
Bander kya jane Adrak ka Swad!!!

Ram or Raavan

Ram or Raavan bada serious yudh kr rahe the.
tabhi Raavan ne Ram k peeche kisi ko khda dekha.
Raavan: chal yaar bye.
Ram: kya huaa?
Raavan : nahi yaar bs bye.
Ram: ary hua kya ruk to sahi.
Ravaan: bye bye
Ram: are btaega bhi
Ravan: Bs rehne de yaar tu itni si baat par "neeru" bhai ko kyun laya.

Abbu laye motor car

Abbu laye motor car
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us k niche pahiye 4
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po po krti
aage chlti
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seedhe chlti
bayen mudti
MoRAL
Dösto ko kuch b bejo maze se pdte h,wo b pure tone k sath.

1buddha STD

1buddha STD PCO par Gaya.Kursi par operater ladki baithi thi.ladki boli: baba kahan karoge? buddha sharmakar bola -kursi parTo hoga nahi niche bori bichha lo.

Nursery Rhyme for this generation 

Johnny Johnny- S papa, 
Using Facebook? Yo papa, 
Passing comments? LOL papa, 
Getting likes? Wow papa, 
Whats your relationship status? HAHAHA...

Bikhari: dadi roti de do bhukh lagi hai....


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Dadi: abhi roti tayyar nahi hain....


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Bikhari: ye mera mobile no. Hai roti ban jaye to miss 

call dena....



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Bikhar Rockss dadi Shocksss....



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Dadi: beta no. Kya deta hai roti ban jayegi to facebook 

pe update kar dungi....


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Now Bikhari Shockss Dadi Rockssss.....

Mother is 21

Mother is 21 years elder to her child . After 6 years, mom will be 5 times the age of child.

Q:Where's d father now?
Rajinikanth: Its not impossible !!

Adarsh: Here's the Answer:

M=C+21
→ M+6=5(C+6) (Given)

→ C+21+6=5C+30 (Putting the value M)
→ -4C=30-21-6
→ C=3/-4
= -3/4 years
= -9 months.

So After 9 months baby will born.


So the father is now exactly on top of mom :) (o,O)Share on faceboo

Ek Ladka

Ek Ladka aur Ek ladki long drive par jaate hue...

Ladka- Mai ek hath se bike chalau kya?

Ladki- Nahi, hum gir jayenge..

Ladka- Fir ek hath se meri naak ponch na please. :D :P

A sequel to Dabangg is coming up starring Emraan Hashmi and 

Malika Sherawat

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Palangg...!!!

ENGINEER

4 Saal Lagte Hain Ek Insaan Ko ENGINEER
Ban Ne Mein...

Phir Chahey Saari Zindagi Laga Lo
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Wo Wapas Insaan Nahi Ban Sakta...!!!Share on faceboo

Girl in Shop

Girl in Shop:

Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho“Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho”
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Theek hai Jaldi se 7, 8 de do. :O :D