1Srdar

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch 

aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to 

wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Advantages of a House Wife

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, 

pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n 

Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n 

No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE 

UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A 

PURE HOUSE WIFE

Do pal ki bhi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam 

ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, 

Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Chalo na kahin

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me 

drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge 

car me,ayenge akhbaar me

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me 

naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa 

k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

Uski aankhe toh

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh 

sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak 

gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

Agar manzil

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana 


hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, 

Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Once james bond

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! 

JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am 

kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree p

ehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? 

hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

kuch samajh mei nahi aata

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, 

Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare 

mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

Munna Bahi

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka 

Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka Circuit: Very Simple 

Bahi Boly Tu Bagair Soi Ke 14 Injection Laga Lai Ne Ka

hamara aakhri saal hai

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe 

dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya 

jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

Jab hum jiya

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum 

mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke 

mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

Jannat Kehte Hain

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife 

Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey 

Jannat Kehte Hain 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 

months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala 

bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Man to Hotel Manager

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh 

kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? 

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi

Teri aawaz

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise 

pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

Bhakt

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut 

laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. 

Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Munna bhai

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise 

samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka 

BHAGA to MURGA 


or BHAGI to MURGI…

When WORDS fail

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” s

peaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in 

the nose…