Best Facebook Girls Jokes Facts Pjs

What does a Girl's Profile Pic on Facebook tell Us:

1) If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends,
It's bloody Fake :P

2) Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it,
She is Shy, Ugly or both :D

(3) There is more than one girl in the pic,
She is most probably the Ugliest one :P

4) The pic is taken from a side angle of her face,
She is most probably fat :D

5) The pic is taken from far away,
Definitely not a fake profile,

Just try to Zoom in; with your eye lensesto figure out more of her.. :D

6) A pic with an Ugly face,
Click the back button as soon as
you can before anyone catches you red handed :P

7) A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden,
She is probably the one for you :P
But don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.. :(
Try your luck with a Poke and a smart DP.. :P

8) A pic with a guy's face...
Ahem ahem...
Wrong number... :P

P.S (All girls please take it as a joke, not insult) :->

BEER V/S WOMAN.!!

BEER V/S WOMAN.!!
A beer is always wet,A woman is
not!
1 point 4 beer!
 

Beer is horrible when hot!
1 point 4 woman!

For beer, you pay taxes!
1 point 4 woman!

If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one
does't get angry!
1 point 4 beer!

You can always be sure that,
you're the 1st one opening beer!
1 point 4 beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while
it clams down by itself!
1 point 4 beer!

You know exactly how much a
beer costs!
1 point 4 beer!

A beer does't have a mother!
1 point 4 beer!

Beer won't ask to hug her 4 half
an hour after having it!
1 point 4 beer!

So the score is beer beats woman
8 to 2!!!
If you're a woman reading this &
getting angry...
Know that a beer would never get
angry!!
Another
1 point 4 beer!!
Final score : 9 to 2!!!
;)

Advantage Of Not having a LOVER

Advantage Of Not having a LOVER...

1. Can Sleep Well.

2. Can Save Time 'n Money.

3. No Missed Call At Mid night.

4. No Worries about How I Look.

5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.

6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.

7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.

8. Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes

9. Can go anywhere with any one.

10. Can eat in any restaurant

11. No boring SMS in the middle of night.

Proud To Be Single:-)

Normal Facebook Routine

Normal Facebook Routine-

Log in to Facebook,

Get bored in 15 mints,

Log out...

Get bored in 15 secs,

Log in again...!

(Not a joke)

(Not a joke)
One day, a rich dad took his son on
a trip. Wanted to show him how
poor someone can be :

They spent time on the farm of a
poor family. On the way home, Dad
asked" Did you see how poor they
are? What did you learn?"

Son said..." We have one dog, they
have four. We have pool, they have
rivers. We have lanterns at night,
they have stars. We buy foods,
they grow theirs. We have walls to
protect us, they have friends. We
have encyclopedias, they have
BIBLE ."

Then SAID: " Thanks dad for
showing me how poor we are."

MORAL LESSON:
"It's not about money that makes
us rich, it's about simplicity and
being always happy the way u
are.."

0nce

0nce Y0u L0se Sum0ne... ♥

It's Never The Exactly The Same Pers0n Who Comes Back....! :'(

Comment If You Agree! :'(

What do we

What do we learn from movies like-

'Ra.One' and 'Om Shanti Om' ???
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It always takes two Shahrukh Khan's to kill one Arjun Rampal!!! o.O

So true..! :)

So true..! :)

"Everything What We Want,

Comes After We Stop Looking For It....!"

Luv Happens

Luv Happens Automatically... .
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Manual Working Of It Is Called Flirting ;P

U know

U know why Steve Jobs died on October 5th, 2011
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Because on October 5th, 2011 India launches world's cheapest tablet PC'Aakash' for Rs. 2250 only.
O.o

I hate it

I hate it when i change my Answer in Exams
and the Original One is Right... -.-

Fact of GOOGLE:

Fact of GOOGLE:

50% of the people use it well..
as a search engine
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The other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not ;)

There are two

There are two great days in everyone's life.
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The day we are BORN
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And, the day we discovered PORN ;)
:-D

Sometimes I

Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again :P

The Most

The Most Difficult thing in this World is to Think of a Color that Doesn't already Exist!

So True.

So True..!

You can wake Someone who is Sleeping...

But You cant wake up Someone Who is Pretending to Sleep...!!

Whenever I

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing.
Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem. :)