Son: Dad 5+5

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know 

this, go and get a calculator.

Boy

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am 

comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I 

close my eyes.

TEACHER

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers 

before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a 

good cook.

Whtz The Difference

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey 

Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain Jab Ke Cricket 

Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain

Wife

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r 

sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This 

is not our own 



house, after all rented house..

Husband

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr 

rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? 

us ny mujayroka tha kya?

Believe in God

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – - – - 




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– Pray – - – - 






– I SAID 



PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega